YOUR FAVORITE BAND SUCKS! Forum

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1 Sun January 22 2012 - 23:14:33
Name: Aaron Smithq
Bands You Like: Brite Futures, Alpaca, Bjork, The Teenagers, French Kicks, Interpol,
Bands You Hate: 50cent, Jason Derulo, Rap in general, Hannah Montana, Taylor Swift, Clay Aiken
Homepage name: Facebook
Homepage: http://facebook.com/ajhs1987
Email: ajhs1987@gmail.com
Your Bitch: No bitch....just that Brite Futures is an awesome band that the world just hasn't had the opportunity to experience at large. I can listen to their albums over and over back to back and not get sick of them! The Teenagers are really funny French guys who make a mockery out of emo music to hilarious effect...


2 Mon December 12 2011 - 11:14:27
Name: Lungclam
Bands You Like: Alice In Chains, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Metallica, The Sex Pistols
Bands You Hate: any rapper who sings with Justine Bieber and acts like they're a bad ass
Homepage name:
Homepage: http://
Email:
Your Bitch: The only reason I ever watch MTV anymore is because of the comeback that Beavis And Butthead anymore. Not only is MTV a music channel that hardly has anything to do with music any more the only channel that really does is VH1 classic.VH1 classic kicks MTV's sorry littl ass.


3 Sat December 10 2011 - 00:55:49
Name: Full Metal Jackie's pool boy
Bands You Like: "I am the walrus"
Bands You Hate: "I AM THE TABLE!"
Homepage name:
Homepage: http://www.fullmetaljackie.com
Email:
Your Bitch:

That was the only reason I came back. To say that. And someone please put Lou Reed out of his misery already. Thank you.


4 Sun December 04 2011 - 20:06:53
Name: Johnny Roastbeef
Bands You Like: Infest,Crossed Out,Hall & Oates,Soldiers Crying Mother,The Cornbread Men
Bands You Hate: Avenged Sevenfold,Jodeci,Godsmack,Disturbed,Vampires Everywhere,Suicide Silence
Homepage name:
Homepage: http://
Email:
Your Bitch: I am the greatest,and I have come back to fuck you all up


5 Sat November 19 2011 - 05:10:54
Name: ProfessorBadass
Bands You Like: Queen, Deep Purple, The Who, Led zeppelin, Ramones, Megadeth, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Def Leppard, Rage Against the Machine, Soundgarden, Incubus, etc.
Bands You Hate: Fallout Boy, Tokio Hotel, Panic at the Disco, My Chemical Romance, All Time Low, Boys Like Girls, all that lame hipster shit, poser bands, etc
Homepage name:
Homepage: http://
Email:
Your Bitch: I'm pretty open to any kind of music but I've always been drawn to rock. From Hard Rock, to heavy metal to hair metal, grunge, alternative, thrash metal, Glam, soft rock, punk, etc.
that's why i hate these shitty emo-skinny jean-whiney bands that wear shitty v-neck shirts and act all tough and shit. they try to pass themselves off as rock, but they are a disgrace to the name. they call themselves post-punk but they should not even be associated with the word. FUCK BANDS LIKE THOSE. thank you


6 Wed October 05 2011 - 12:11:51
Name: KaBoom
Bands You Like: Paramore, Slayer, Rise Against, Nickelback, Linkin Park, The Beatles
Bands You Hate: Rebeca Black, Led Zeppelin, Katy Perry, Auto-tuned people
Homepage name:
Homepage: http://
Email:
Your Bitch:


7 Tue September 13 2011 - 19:38:29
Name: Full Metal Jackie's pool boy is watching a documentary on dwarves
Bands You Like: Full Metal Jackie
Bands You Hate: Snooki
Homepage name:
Homepage: http://www.fullmetaljackie.com
Email: andrewdepedro@hotmail.com
Your Bitch:

Have I mentioned that the "head shoulders knees and toes" jingle from that St. Ives shampoo ad makes my ball skin crawl?



Smokepuppet: Best I can recommend for you for your particular tastes would be either anything by local bands the Double Pumpers or Tokyo Sex Whale. Upbeat doom rock/metal which draws lots of comparisons to High On Fire and early Fu Manchu. Not sure if it's current music for your state of mind at the moment but you've probably worn out those Beck CD's and could use a change.


8 Mon September 12 2011 - 22:10:45
Name: Full Metal Jackie's pool boy a.k.a. The Space Lord
Bands You Like: Joe Thrasher, Judas Priest, Black Country Communion, DC4, Girlschool, Chickenfoot, Whitesnake
Bands You Hate: Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Vampires Everywhere, Suicide Silence, Ke$ha, Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black, Blessthefall
Homepage name:
Homepage: http://www.fullmetaljackie.com
Email: andrewdepedro@hotmail.com
Your Bitch:

I'm back and to be honest, we all like this new name a lot better.



Smokepuppet: Glad to see you've survived and gotten better. Sorry that the only contact we've made outside this site was on MySpace which I hardly visit anymore thanks to the site becoming one giant magnet for viruses and malware. Even the two groups I monitored there which were basically shrines to female KNAC DJ's past and present got hit pretty badly and were eventually discontinued thanks to the host server there.


9 Mon August 15 2011 - 10:06:39
Name: King Kill 33
Bands You Like: Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Pearl Jam
Bands You Hate: Cannibal Corpse
Homepage name:
Homepage: http://
Email:
Your Bitch: Smokepuppet: If it makes you feel any better I almost died at least 3 times in my life and overdosed on over the counter and psychiatric meds several more and am still alive and kicking now that I'm almost 29 years old. I don't know if it means much coming from someone who thinks about death all the time(I'm talking about myself) but noone who hasn't done as much negative and evil things as me deserves to die. I was a dumb ass in 2008 because after I almost died from an overdose in February 2008 jumped off a building in August of the same year. I can still walk but can't really physically run ( I don't care much because I was never really a runner for exercise anyway). I don't know how many wake up calls I need because I had a Tylenol overdose in May of this year. No I don't really know what it feels like to be addicted to illegal drugs or alcohol but feel like negativity and anger are still somewhat of an addiction to me.


10 Sat August 13 2011 - 00:59:31
Name: SmokePuppet
Bands You Like: Nirvana,Alice in Chains,Mudhoney, Morphine, The Beta Band, Nick Cave, Tom Waits
Bands You Hate: Katy Perry, anyone else who uses auto-tune standard.
Homepage name: Eat My Blog
Homepage: http://johnrabon.blogspot.com/
Email: smokepuppet@gmail.com
Your Bitch: Thanks for the well wishes. Got out of rehab in May...sober house for 3 months...now live in an apt. with my girlfriend with a good job...kind of amazing considering I O.D.'d twice this year and should have died.

But enough about me. Alternative radio kicked ass in 2010, btw...This year is disappointing me every single fucking day. We're slumping creatively in all genres of new shit. We need some inspiration...either that or I need someone to pull me out of the 90's music I keep listening to.


Can you believe this page is still fucking here? How many years now?


11 Sun August 07 2011 - 16:47:21
Name: Ziggy
Bands You Like: Most everything on my ITunes List
Bands You Hate: Dave Matthews Band, Smashing Pumpkins after Adore, U2 after Achtung Baby
Homepage name: Not my site, but guess who brought his BS back?
Homepage: http://www.nepanewsletter.com/best
Email: ziggyszmu@yahoo.com
Your Bitch: Final post for the day and maybe for next year or two, knowing this board

Remember Mike O' Hara's site and the way he acted like the Cure, Smiths, and Echo and the Bunnymen were the best acts of the last thirty years while Pearl Jam was corporate rock? Well, that guy's site is back on a new url. I'll be honest, the dude is right about how mainstream anything is used by our corporate masters to keep us ignorant and dumb, but his evidence of innovative music undermines his points drastically.



12 Sun August 07 2011 - 16:37:13
Name: Ziggy
Bands You Like: Phish, Slayer, Parliament-Funkadelic, Judas Priest
Bands You Hate: Black Eyed Peas, Nickelback, Greenday, Waking the Cadaver (deathcore fucking sucks)
Homepage name: Stupid Opinion Site That I Put Together Years Ago
Homepage: http://ziggyszmu.tripod.com/MusicSite
Email: ziggyszmu@yahoo.com
Your Bitch: Also, Smokepuppet good luck with your rehab. Just glad to see you still among the living.

Hans Nightlair:You write some pretty funny shit on here. BTW, I don't know if I'd call Priest power metal. I think that whole sub-genre started with Manowar and Helloween. Also, are you from Germany or did you just choose that name because it sounded badass?

Max Damage:Even everyone who agrees with you on the bands you like (all great bands, BTW)?



13 Sun August 07 2011 - 16:28:34
Name: Ziggy
Bands You Like: I've been digging Genesis (with Steve Hackett on lead guitar) lately and I'm looking forward to the new Megadeth CD
Bands You Hate: That Like a G6 is pretty fucktarded, especially the lyrics referencing "keeping it gangsta poppin at the crib". My roommate likes that crap
Homepage name: The Music List Site That I Don't Care Enough About to Update
Homepage: http://ziggyszmu.tripod.com/MusicSite
Email: ziggyszmu@yahoo.com
Your Bitch: Damn, this board's had more posts this year than the last five or six combined. I wonder what caused this surge in activity? Do more people have jobs where they have computers with net access?


I'm still here in Stuttgart, Germany and I need to save some money for a plane ticket so I can go back home to Chicago. Also, I saw Maiden in June and they just fucking destroyed a packed arena (Schleyer Halle in Stuttgart-Bad Cannstadt which roughly means Town Can Bath) and BB King on July 1st at Jazzfest.



14 Sat August 06 2011 - 14:05:34
Name: bullskin
Bands You Like: BULLDOGS
Bands You Hate: sum41, blink182, abba, bring me the horizon, enter shikari, my chemical romance, red hot chilli papper, the hives, the killers, the offspring, the rassmus, a day to remember, green day, muse, 30 seconds to mars, limp bizkit, black eye peace
Homepage name: bulldogs.dj
Homepage: http://
Email:
Your Bitch: hey your favorite band suck!!


15 Mon August 01 2011 - 10:57:07
Name: Hans Nightlair
Bands You Like: Judas Priest,Falconer,Dream Evil,Manowar
Bands You Hate: Black Metal,Death Metal,Hardcore,Punk
Homepage name:
Homepage: http://
Email:
Your Bitch: "Love Bites"..oh yes!!! The magnificent lead guitar phrasing and delicious POWER riffs of Judas Priest's ode to hot nighttime sex fill me with desire!!! Oh but cannot one submit to thy Power Metal Gods? My thighs quiver whence I hear thine soaring melodic words and burning guitar. Oh,I give myself to thee.....


16 Sun July 31 2011 - 23:55:18
Name: joe
Bands You Like: disturbed,creed,kid rock,hellyeah
Bands You Hate: justin beeber,hip hop,rap,disco
Homepage name:
Homepage: http://
Email:
Your Bitch: fuck justin beeber and fuck rap


17 Thu June 30 2011 - 20:48:10
Name: Elvis Gratton
Bands You Like: Hmmm, let's see...
Bands You Hate: Wow, I don't know...
Homepage name:
Homepage: http://
Email:
Your Bitch: 15 years later, still running.


18 Mon June 13 2011 - 10:38:39
Name: King Kill 33
Bands You Like: Nine Inch Nails
Bands You Hate: Michael Bolton
Homepage name:
Homepage: http://
Email:
Your Bitch: Lady Gaga's music may suck but she's a pretty hot looking young woman in my opinion. She's got sexy hair and a great rack. Who cares about her music?


19 Sun June 12 2011 - 16:29:08
Name: Johnny Roastbeef
Bands You Like: anal cunt,the ronettes,judas priest,driller killer,girlschool,babylon whores
Bands You Hate: vampires everywhere,eyes set to kill,suicide silence,oh sleeper,112
Homepage name:
Homepage: http://
Email:
Your Bitch: all these stupid mall hot topic "metal" bands needs to go get raped in the face by a gay moose. what is this shit? they put on their little sisters pants,go get a sissy haircut like justin beeber- and now they think theyre playing Metal??? hey bitch boy- that aint metal,its kiddy music...go fuck yourself,chumps


20 Fri June 03 2011 - 12:55:06
Name: James Boland
Bands You Like: Ween, Lovetester, Janes Addiction, P.I.C., Pink Floyd, Astrograss, Beatles, Sound Of Urchin, Black Sabbath, Shorty Long, The Clash
Bands You Hate: Creed, Nickelback, Train, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit
Homepage name: Lincoln Shitting
Homepage: http://www.lincoln-shitting.com
Email: jamesboland@excite.com
Your Bitch: I like listening to good music and searching google images for pictures of Abe Lincoln taking a shit. I saw a goddamn facebook page with Abraham Lincoln shitting. He is sitting on the can reading the paper.

The Who should stop calling themselves the Who. Could you imagine if Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr toured as the Beatles?

Whitney Houston needs to make a decision: either lay off the drugs, or just OD already.

George Michael needs to stop playing with his thing in public.

Art Garfunkel shouldn't be getting so stoned that he blows stop signs.

David Hasselhoff is the Joel Osteen of rock.

Steve Martin is one of the best musicians out there.

The Rolling Stones keep getting better.

Amy Winehouse is hilarious. So is Britney Spears.

I dislike motherfuckin shit music. Shit music is the shittiest ass of a piss of shit for a stupid asshole and his shittiest fucktard crapass dildoface douchebrain shitkicking friends.

Much more enjoyable to do a google image search for Lincoln shitting.


21 Thu May 19 2011 - 16:04:44
Name: i smell my farts
Bands You Like: cannibal corpse, killwhitneydead
Bands You Hate: led zepplin, the who, bob marley, kotton mouth kings, black eyed peas, sublime, pink floyd, nickleback
Homepage name: shut up
Homepage: www.creedthoughts.gov.wwwcreedthoughts
Email:
Your Bitch: your mom is my bitch


22 Thu May 19 2011 - 10:06:21
Name: Max Damage
Bands You Like: Morbid Angel, Obituary, Napalm Death, Slayer, Death, Venom
Bands You Hate: hippie crap
Homepage name:
Homepage: http://
Email:
Your Bitch: This site sucks and everyone on it is a faggot.


23 Thu April 14 2011 - 10:04:17
Name: King Kill 33
Bands You Like: Led Zeppelin, The Grateful Dead. Dio. Black Sabbath, L.A. Guns, Metallica, Samson, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest
Bands You Hate: Adam Lambert(not because he's gay I just never really liked his voice)
Homepage name:
Homepage: http://
Email:
Your Bitch: It may not be wise to speak ill of the dead but as pretty much everyone knows Michael Jackson was extremely fucked up and hadn't had a good song since the early 90s.I admit he was talented but I was never really a fan of even his old stuff from the 80's and late 70s. The thing I don't like the most is he owned the rights to The Beatles song catalog.I don't think he deserved to.It is sad when people die however.




24 Mon April 11 2011 - 10:06:17
Name: King Kill 33
Bands You Like: Black Sabbath
Bands You Hate: The Black Eyed Peas
Homepage name: amazon.com
Homepage: http://amazon.com
Email:
Your Bitch: Yeah, people put all sorts of stupid things on You Tube so it shouldn't be too much of a surprise that they have crappy bands on there too.
Music does suck even more now that Ronnie James Dio died.He was more talented than most people gave him credit for.I loved his work with Black Sabbath back in the early 80s. He was one of the best hard rock vocalists of all time in my opinion.



25 Sat April 09 2011 - 18:39:41
Name: Dave K.
Bands You Like: Ramones
Bands You Hate: Rebecca Black
Homepage name:
Homepage: http://
Email:
Your Bitch: It's funny how a song full of Autotune, bad lyrics, and general crappiness can be so bad, yet become a YouTube sensation. Maybe I should record an intentionally bad song, and put it up on YouTube and see what happens.


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