436 March 20 2003 at 06:59:55 Fullname: Theo Pelinore Email: Comments: Wicked, I think Dark should get a Prince Albert to wear with the Chaps, don't you? 437 March 20 2003 at 06:56:59 Fullname: Wicked Email: Comments: Dark - You thought Danielle was bad? Theo wants to see you in Chaps without pants.Oh my god. 438 March 20 2003 at 06:56:52 Fullname: Tamara Email: Comments: Dark, Booty Call isn't my kind of music. I prefer the classics. Do you have the Love Theme from Robin Hood: Men in Tights? 439 March 20 2003 at 06:43:11 Fullname: Stephen Darling Email: Comments: Julia, I could suck your finger for you if you'd like. And Dark, asshoppers? Let me make you a nice bloody Mary. (Do you prefer it with or without veins? 440 March 20 2003 at 06:40:10 Fullname: Tamara Email: Comments: Sorry about that, guys. I was busy working and not paying any attention to what was going on here. Malory, no propositioning underage girls. And get back in the manuscript. I'm not finished with you yet! Julia, Dark says you use Old Spice on your rolled rump, but I think he's lying. What's your secret ingredient? 441 March 20 2003 at 06:35:06 Fullname: Malory Thomas Email: Comments: I'm much more beautiful than Theo Pelinore, far more evil, and I have sex with my familiar, Brittany, as well as professors, jocks, girls in my SORORITY, and various creatures of the night. Why, I'll have sex with Julia, Wicked, Danielle, Dark and Wayne, all at the same time. You too, Masters. But not Banning. He's too freaking sensitive. I hate that. Amber, you might want to check out the Gamma Eta Pi Sorority at Greenbriar University. It's just up the road. I'd like to initiate you into-- 442 March 20 2003 at 06:31:23 Fullname: Dr. Will Banning Email: Comments: All you Haunted people should make an appointment with me at your earliest convenience. Call my office in the morning. 443 March 20 2003 at 06:29:45 Fullname: Amber Masters Email: Comments: Theo, you twatsicle, you make Danielle seem almost not sleezy, even if she does write romance. You stay away from my dad or I'll shove this evil doll up your a-- 444 March 20 2003 at 06:27:53 Fullname: Theo Pelinore Email: Comments: No, Dark. Wear Chaps. Without pants. It's what we skanky sluts like, right Danielle? 445 March 20 2003 at 06:26:51 Fullname: Tamara Email: Comments: Damn it, David, get back into your book. Right. This. Minute. Sorry, can't make that guy behave. Thinks with his dick. So, Julia, thankyou for the ocean ass tips. Would that go well with an Assti-Spumanti, do you think? And assparagas tips? Dark, you wear Anal Penetration??? If so, that's not a musk scent, dear, that's a mulch scent! Try Eternity. . .but not Calvin Klein's. That gives me a headache. 446 March 20 2003 at 06:21:41 Fullname: David Masters Email: Comments: Hey, Dark, that real estate agent looks like Zeta-Jones and she wants me. My daughter's a know-it-all. 447 March 20 2003 at 05:46:53 Fullname: Julia Email: Comments: The secret to making Ocean Ass is to begin with a fresh Ass. After filleting your Ass...OOPS...I cut the dickens out of my thumb. Wrap your wound in a paper towel to continue. Drag you Ass through a nice seasoned bread crumb mixture. My heavens,that cut looks serious! Gracious,it's leaking on my apron.To be continued...I need stitches. 448 March 20 2003 at 05:38:38 Fullname: Darkomik77 Email: Comments: Sure, Wicked, asshopper on the rocks. BTW, I'm now reading Haunted. That real estate agent's gettin' flirtatious with Masters. If only Masters would stop being such a sucker. At least, Amber can spot a bimbo a mile off. :) 449 March 20 2003 at 05:18:56 Fullname: Wicked Email: Comments: DARK - Do you have time for an asshopper? 450 March 20 2003 at 05:10:21 Fullname: Darkomik77 Email: Comments: Oh yeah, I got this new bottle of musk you gals would like. It's called Anal Penetration. Oh & there's music on the stereo, playing one of my favorites: Booty Call. :) << 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 >>
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