Aftermath/Genesis

Autopsy

Chainsaw Sally

Deep Red

Devil's Highway

Dreamland

El Conde Dracula

Prayer Beads

The God Memoirs

The Legend of Bloody Jack

The Return

Vegas Vampires

Wonder what The God Memoirs is about...

9635 Tue February 27 2007 - 04:16:16
Fullname: Randy
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Comments: I honestly don't know what happened. Sometimes I post and it doesn't show up until hours later, sometimes not at all. I promise I didn't delete them. The only thing I ever delete is that "Great site, keep up the good work" BS.

9634 Tue February 27 2007 - 03:05:42
Fullname: Nanci
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Comments: The one post was an apology for forgetting that you were the brains behind Holy Horrors. I apologize (again) ;)

9633 Tue February 27 2007 - 03:04:24
Fullname: Nanci
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Comments: I though you might be mad at me for the Gore thread over at Shocklines. But seriously, I posted 3 times and I saw the posts and then they were gone :(

9632 Tue February 27 2007 - 02:36:02
Fullname: Randy
Email: rchand46@aol.com
Comments: Why would I delete your posts/ It must be the board again. It ain't me, babe (this isn't sexist--it's Dylan).

9631 Tue February 27 2007 - 01:20:38
Fullname: Nanci
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Comments: Randy - are you deleting my posts? They all seem to be disappearing :(

9630 Thu February 22 2007 - 12:56:15
Fullname: Randy
Email: rchand46@aol.com
Comments: Thanks, Dark. I always look forward to your movie and book reviews because you come up with good stuff most people never would've known about otherwise.

Used copies of HELLz BELLz keep popping up on the Net. The latest is available through Amazon for $18.99.

9629 Thu February 22 2007 - 02:39:44
Fullname: Darkomik77
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Comments: On a cheerful note, a couple of movies I recommend: one's an alternate history Japanese Anime film called "Jin Roh, the Wolf Brigade". It takes place in Japan in 1950s where the economic hardships and civil unrest was taking place. Remember, this is alternate history. A terrorist organization known as "the sect" was creating upheavals. This called for a Special unit heavily armored infantry armed with big guns. The suits looked pretty scary what with night goggles glowing like red eyes. You wouldn't want to meet one in the dark, especially the ones with gatling guns that fire off .50 caliber rounds. The plot centers around one of the special unit personell who got traumatized by the girl who blew herself up in front of him in one of the underground sewer vaults where terrorists usually frequent. There was an interesting Little Red Riding Hood motif of girls wearing red coats and transport bombs to other places. Check that anime film out.
The other one is called "Cemetery Gates". This is for anybody in the mood for cheesy horror films. This film is so bad it's entertaining. The plot centers around a giant mutant Tasmanian Devil, results from lab experiments (sound familiar?), that was out on the loose at a nearby cemetery. It preys on people dumb enough to even exist in a movie script. Still, it's funny in some places. It doesn't pretend to be other than what it is, just cheesy fun. Check this one out too. ;)

9628 Wed February 21 2007 - 19:54:59
Fullname: Randy
Email: rchand46@aol.com
Comments: Do you mean the one I dreamed up called HOLY HORRORS? I've already submitted them a tale for that one, and I have another new one on standby. Those two tales respectively, are "Mortal" and "Beloved of God."

9627 Wed February 21 2007 - 17:01:21
Fullname: Nanci
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Comments: Will it fit in with T.M Wright's anthology - I forget the name of it.

9626 Wed February 21 2007 - 14:53:40
Fullname: Randy
Email: rchand46@aol.com
Comments: I'll probably end up putting "Angel Blade" up as a long Amazon short, since I don't think there's much of a market for long tale about a renegade angel, a dimension-hopping warrior woman, a Mist Walker/ex-priest and Lucifer.

9625 Tue February 20 2007 - 17:57:28
Fullname: Nanci
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Comments: Sad news about Hellbound :(

9624 Mon February 19 2007 - 20:17:40
Fullname: Randy
Email: rchand46@aol.com
Comments: Bad news from HellBound Walt. Due to circumstances beyond mortal control, BLADESPELL must be canceled. HellBound's last book was EXIT LAUGHING. Send good vibes, thoughts and prayers Walt's way. He's one of the really good guys.

9623 Sun February 18 2007 - 22:11:04
Fullname: Dave W
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Comments: We all turned out real fine IMO.

9622 Sun February 18 2007 - 21:59:18
Fullname: Nasty Boy
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Comments:

In high school Randy would tell this kid name Johnny, On the count of three were are all going to holler - fUCK YOU! Poor old Johnny never learned and was always the only one hollering Fuck You! And look how Randy turned our.


9621 Sun February 18 2007 - 21:12:07
Fullname: Randy
Email: rchand46@aol.com
Comments: And look how you turned out. ;]

9620 Sun February 18 2007 - 15:08:23
Fullname: Dave W
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Comments: In High School, I was in a group of kids who would yell out the word "Scrotum!" at the oddest times. :)

Scrotum!!!

9619 Sun February 18 2007 - 14:36:39
Fullname: Randy
Email: rchand46@aol.com
Comments: Scrotum? When I was a wee lad my mother taught me to call it my "money bag. I figured it held a couple of gold nuggets. Those librarians are full of ca-ca-doody.

9618 Sun February 18 2007 - 13:47:13
Fullname: Dave W
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Comments: That's right. Kids should not know about parts of their own body--the naughty parts! :cp

9617 Sun February 18 2007 - 05:27:30
Fullname: Darkomik77
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Comments: Yo, check this out. There's a hoopla when librarians started banning the children's book called "The Higher Power Of Lucky". It's already won a Newberry Award for best children's book. Now, here's the reason they're banning it. It's 'cuz of one word and one word only: scrotum. It was mentioned within the context of a side story of a rattler who bit the character's dog's scrotum. Now the librarians are getting all upset about this. They tried to come up with all kinds of excuses like: "I don't want to get angry calls from parents over the stocking of this book." Or my favorite: I don't want to get into the discussion of censorship but you won't get male genitalia mentioned in quality literature." Here's my comeback: Bitch, define "guality literature!" You honestly think the children are gonna go into palpitating fits and catatonia over the latin medical term "scrotum". Excuse' moi, but the chances of the kids knowing what that word meant is about as much as you knowing who won the Oscar for best picture the last fifteen or twenty years. What's wrong with this word? It's only a word. Would you rather hear kids say "balls" instead? Or one of those cute words like "wee wee"? I could just picture this: "Hey, dad! Some rattlesnake just bit Ralph's wee wee." As for male genitalia being mentioned in quality literature, I could pop a couple of names or more for you, Henry Miller, Anais Nin, Marquis De Sade, and Pauline Reage. I'm tempted to mention D.H. Lawrence but I'm not sure. Heh. If I go to a particular library and ask for a book on scrotum, and I'll get a peculiar look. :/