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1 0111-08-29 at 12:46:20 First Name: Norman Place of Sighting: Flight 163 Date of Sighting: Did you speak with him?: No. Sighting Comment: He terrorized me to my very soul. I was just a child at the time, concerned only with secret decoder rings and orange sodas. Mr. Rane threatened to put me in a daycare where they boil the skin off of bad little boys with warped sense of values. Additional Comments: 2 0111-04-18 at 11:58:37 First Name: Blair Sullivan Place of Sighting: Death Row Date of Sighting: Did you speak with him?: As sure as Peter lied to Jesus before the cock crowed. Sighting Comment: Armstrong, that inhuman monster, had cheated me out of my birthright of knowing my parents were dead, and LET ME TELL YOU A FEW THINGS, MESSAGEBOARD! ONE, I WAS FILLED WITH ANGER! YOU MAY THINK THEY DRAGGED MY CARCASS INTO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR AT NIGHT, BUT I WAS FILLED WITH THE STRENGTH TO ESCAPE WITH A MAN NAMED RANE, SIR! HE PARCHUTED INTO DEATH ROW AND CUT ME LOOSE! NOW, THERE'S NO ONE BEYOND OUR REACH! YOU HEAR ME? NO ONE! Additional Comments: 3 0111-04-01 at 08:13:36 First Name: Leonard Biggs Place of Sighting: Lucille Airfield Date of Sighting: 04/01/11 Did you speak with him?: Yes. Sighting Comment: Sighting Comment: After John Cutta' saved all the passenjuhs, I saw that damn boy parachutin' back into my airfield. When I approached him, I forgot that Cutta' lost my wife's gun. Rane tied my tired ol' ass up with the parachute wires, and said: "I am truly sorry to have to do this to you, Chief, but I cannot allow you to apprehend me when my failsafe plan waits idly by at your lovely little airstrip." I asked him if he was gonna send someone out to untie me, and he said, "Don't worry, Chief, if you need assistance, just pull the rhipcord and you'll be guided to safety." When I got home later that night after losin' my job for incompetence, I found that ol' sumbitch in bed with my wife. Rane said, "Relax, Chief, I'm just giving your wife a new gun. I'm sure you wouldn't want to cause a scene and disturb this lovely gift-giving occasion." So, I moved out and got myself one of them new apartments. Damn you, Rane. Additional Comments: 4 0111-03-25 at 12:44:56 First Name: Brock Place of Sighting: Chattanooga, TN Date of Sighting: 3-18-11 Did you speak with him?: Yes Sighting Comment: I told him I knew who he was and, being in a crowded area, figured he wouldn't harm me. The last thing I remember is waking up in the hospital and being informed by the police that my car was stolen and two of my fingers were cut off. After getting out of the hospital and returning home I found this note pinned to the forehead of my dead housekeeper;"My dear Mr. Landers, if you should choose to inform the authorities of my sighting, I shall be forced to collect the rest of your fingers. This dead woman (whose pastries were delightful) is living proof of my sincerity. Your new best friend, C". Additional Comments: I haven't slept in a week. 5 0110-11-04 at 00:21:48 First Name: John Jr. Place of Sighting: Florida Date of Sighting: November 4th 2010 Did you speak with him?: Yes, he said he was coming after my father Sighting Comment: I was walking to school when a man in a Mercedes pulled besides me and asked if my father was John Cutter. I said yes, and he quickly sped away. I came home later that day to a note that said, "Mr. Cutter, we will meet again, this time in hell." I was terrified. Additional Comments: 6 0109-09-14 at 14:14:43 First Name: Roselli Place of Sighting: los angeles Date of Sighting: 05/09/2009 Did you speak with him?: no, not at first. he approached, me after watching me all night at a party. he followed me in to the balcony, he made passonate love to me against the patio doors! Sighting Comment: love at first sight! Additional Comments: heis a very jealous lover. 7 0109-08-12 at 15:13:25 First Name: shannon smith Place of Sighting: Hamilton International Airport Date of Sighting: May,26,2009, Did you speak with him?: Yes Sighting Comment: He had a gun to my head. Additional Comments: If he wasnt a killer I would date him. 8 0109-07-31 at 03:11:32 First Name: rossetta Place of Sighting: england, art gallery Date of Sighting: 20/07/09 Did you speak with him?: he just stared at me all evening, as i headed towards the exit he grabed me, we were naked on the floor! Sighting Comment: passionate! Additional Comments: 9 0109-07-31 at 03:06:11 First Name: rosa Place of Sighting: england Date of Sighting: 10/07/09 Did you speak with him?: yes, we made eye contact,before i knew it, we we were both breathing very heavily! Sighting Comment: sexy! Additional Comments: he is a very jealous lover. 10 0109-05-14 at 16:31:20 First Name: di Place of Sighting: in my dreams Date of Sighting: 5/14/09 Did you speak with him?: I was all choked up, literally, I wanted too, but under the circumstances, our eyes did the talking. Sighting Comment: he's a very scary guy (but extremely handsome one) Additional Comments: Don't cross him,and he'll play nice. 1 2 3 4
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